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Adulting is Cancelled Candle
Adulting is Cancelled Candle
Adulting is Cancelled Candle
Adulting is Cancelled Candle
Adulting is Cancelled Candle
Adulting is Cancelled Candle
Adulting is Cancelled Candle

Adulting is Cancelled Candle

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$16.00
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$16.00
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It’s giving: paid bills, full water bottle, a thriving houseplant, and mental clarity before 10 AM. Whether you actually have your life together or you’re just faking it 'til you make it (we won't tell), this candle smells like fresh starts, clean slates, and high-functioning main character energy.

Perfect for setting the mood while you plan your week, clean your space, or just sit back and pretend your inbox is at zero.

✨ Product Details:
– 8 oz candle (3.5 in x 2.375 in)
– Made with parasoy wax (70% paraffin, 30% soy)
– Cotton wick for a smooth, even burn
– Burn time: 60–65 hours of “I've got this” vibes

🕯️ Candle Care Tips:
Trim your wick for a clean burn and longer life.
Never leave your candle burning unattended — we’re doing safe self-care only.

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Light it up. Take a break. Repeat. 💅🕯️✨